Adam Sward is a Minneapolis-based illustrator, tattoo artist and musician. This website is his begrudging attempt to maintain communication with the outside world. Sort of a catch-all for those that can't be bothered to go to all the other sites. He is currently updating his website at 3:42am while watching Firefly and arguing with the donut crumbs in his coffee. He also feels really strange about referring to himself in the third person in this whole intro thing.

     If you are looking for the Adam Sword of 3760 Pembilton Lane,  Newark, NJ, then you have reached this page in error. I understand we have similiar last names, but they are different, none the less. I don't know that Adam. But I hear he's a dick. 

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